i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
Please please buy this book; it’s a gem.
Bo Burnham is like an angry, millennial Shel Silverstein, alliterative name and all.
I hate it but I kind of don’t?
i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy